Top definition. Bleached Asshole. An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

1. The cheapest approach to anal bleaching is DIY, but it’s risky.
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Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office or salon by a cosmetic technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied at home. Pornographic film actors were the first to undergo the anal bleaching process, in an effort to lighten the color of their anuses to match the rest of their skin, [1] although it has been suggested by Kristina Rose that this is not the case. The procedure was briefly shown in near the end of an episode Cosmetic Surgery Live. The treatment was apparently first offered in the US in California in ; it was reported to be available at the same time in Australia.
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The media puts a lot of pressure on women to meet impossible beauty standards: thigh gap , "good" hair, and of course, bubblegum-pink assholes. Genitals naturally vary in color, but somehow we've decided that the vulva and anus should be as pink as Barbie's high heels. According to this ad for Clean and Dry Intimate Wash, your depressingly dark vagina is probably ruining your marriage. Clean and Dry comes from India, a nation that consumed metric tons of skin whiteners in Skin lightening in India has deep roots in the colorism and caste system of Indian society. During the Mughal Empire, fair skin was equated with beauty and wealth. This was only exacerbated under British colonialism. Today, when Bollywood megastar Shah Rukh Khan endorses a facial lightening cream. Stateside, facial lighteners are available, but they aren't as common.
WOULD you be brave enough to try out anal bleaching? The bizarre trend was sparked after celebrities including Kourtney Kardashian, Charlotte Crosby and Sophie Kasaei revealed they have lightened their behinds. The procedure involves lightening the colour of the skin around the anus. It's done purely for cosmetic reasons to make the skin the same colour as the surrounding skin on the backside. She took boyfriend Freddie Shaw, 27, along with her and claims it's boosted her confidence in the bedroom TO be honest I'd not really given too much thought to that area of my body, I guess because it's not talked about a lot and people find it all a bit embarrassing. We all like to be well groomed - I get regular bikini waxes and remove all my pubic hair. I'm into body building and I realised I'd not really been giving that part of my bum as much attention as everywhere else. So I thought, why not look into it?