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Resource, The Shyguy Kingdom, and The Mushroom Kingdom. Songs taken from various Sort By: Date Score · Houndeath the kingdom much. This was so weird, because it was a dream in the actual game with Wart!. This is part one of a tragic story that takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom. It is my first sprite movie. Now available on Sort By: Date Score. He was jealous of the Mushroom Kingdom's beauty, so his minions invaded. He used He wants to ask her on a date but he's too shy. ah, that reminds me of that "REAL Mushroom Kingdom" series on Newgrounds, so epic.

However, he says he can return sometime in the future, so we'll be looking forward to that! As for the hirings: Deciding between them was too much effort too hard, so we just hired them both. Congratulations to Alexneushoorn talk and Marioman talk! Before we go, it's that time of month again.

What time of month, you may ask? It's the time of month where, every month, we announce the monthly winner of the Section of the Month for last month. But who won last month's Section of the Month for Pipe Plaz It was the Travel Guide, by Pyro talkwith 35 votes!

Tucayo talk 's Ask Tucayo was the runner-up. So, have a great Fakebruary and enjoy the Fake News! Pyro talk Love is in the air. Stay inside, kids, as I almost died from the pollution. Instead of breathing, why don't you take your true love on a honeymoon to 40 Below Fridge? It's the biggest refrigerator in the Mushroom Kingdom, and is a perfect place for cold relationships. Staying in this appliance is not very expensive, as it's onlycoins for a heated suite, compared to the expensive nothing for regular rooms outside.

I stayed in the suite, and the room service was excellent. They brought me frozen foods every night. Even our favorite flab monster loves this place! After a terrible night of depressing dreams, I happily woke up and saw Keyzer.

I immediately grabbed him, as he is so cute and cute. Did I mention cute?

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While exploring, I found four rocks that fit together to form a diamond. I shortly trashed it afterwards, however. It didn't do anything when I got back. I couldn't stay for long, for I had ran out of money after the suite stay, as MCD only pays me 10 coins an issue, and the rest is from Finally, I found a frog resting on a switch. I hit the frog to see what happened if I did.

Keyzer ditched me and I had to make a run for it to get to the exit. I barely got out alive. Guess Wario hit the Frog Switch too.

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Also maybe getting into fanfiction territory here she was originally set up to marry Bowser against her will as part of a kingdom-combining political move, but then she got changed into a human and things went crazy; now, Mario accepts her "ugly" human form and so she loves him partly because of that, but Bowser still wants the wife he nearly had and so continues to try to get her for himself.

Toads actually ARE humans growing symbiotically with a fungus. They have a spore planted into their soft spots when they're babies. The fungus makes for great head protection practical in a world where Goomba Stomp is such a prominent form of attack - they don't seem to mind being jumped on by Mario, do they? Either this isn't traditionally done to Mushroom Kingdom royalty, or her parents simply didn't elect to have this done.

Or Peach is adopted. Peach is some sort of giantess. Assuming Mario, in his normal un-mushroom'd state, is normal adult human height as nothing suggests he is anything other than a normal guy prior to our first meeting him on the NESthen why is everything — pipes, doors, bricks, and even the Princess — out-of-scale until he turns Super and more-or-less doubles in size? She's gotta be, what, nine or ten feet tall, at least, for that to work out.

Other humans show up in Super Mario Odysseyand Mario is significantly shorter than them. Perhaps Luigi is of average height and Mario is a little person? Who's in charge of the government, anyway?! The "royalty" is just a form of social control that has no power especially without a king or queen. How do you think such a diverse populace would live together peacefully, if they didn't think someone was watching?

Princess Peach is simply there to keep up the illusion of a governing force. Except there isn't a law enforcement. There aren't even laws. Why else would a plumber go out of his way to help the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom? Because no one else has the authority!

Bowser's plight is to take advantage of this lack of rule and to establish his own power. His follwers are those who can't get ahead in the anarchy, to whom he has promised some form of aid or wealth since the government doesn't do anything [because it doesn't actually exist as a legal power]. Peach is an ordinary mushroom woman who uses magic illusions to look like an attractive woman to Mario and Luigi. An alternative to the above. Add that she does have magical abilities as evidenced by her floaty jumps in Super Mario Bros.

Meleeand you get the idea that Mario and Luigi may never have seen the real Peach. Mario is in love with Peach, but doesn't pressure her on it because of the Bowser situation. He figures she's got one too many clingy guys to deal with as it is. The ending to Super Mario Odyssey is pretty strong evidence for this. Koopas aren't asexual, but mushrooms are. They picked up the concepts of gender and the two-parent family from the other sentient species around them the former out of curiosity as much as anything else, the latter an adaptation to capitalism — one parent in these families is always a stay-at-home mother while the other works.

They are not aromantic — they just express it with cake. Mario is aware of this, fitting with the previous WMG. Bowser should be aware of this, but he's too dumb to get it through his head.

Another alternative to the above. I was clued in to this when I noticed some things: Peach's appearance is an implausibly generic "princess" stereotype; long blonde hair, huge blue eyes, pink dress, etc. While Peach supposedly is a native of the Mushroom Kingdom, she looks nothing like her subjects, and is the only humanoid present.

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Bowser is clearly in love with her, despite the fact that they're clearly not the same species Rule 34 notwithstandingor even in the same genus. Popping a balloon, complete with bizarre sound effects, to inflict silence?

If that isn't the physical incarnation of a non-sequitur, I don't know what is. The pretty blonde you see is actually your mind replacing the soul-shattering 8-dimensional nightmare with something more conventional, much like how Ness and co.

It was to prevent their feeble minds from a-sploding. Since the general belief is that Princess Peach is an attractive female, the mind just substitutes what it percieves as attractive.

Since the games are played from the perspective of Mario and Luigi, Peach appears as their idea of ultimate beauty. This excludes Bowser who sees her as a sexy turtle-dragon The effects of Mute and Sleepy Time have so little to do with what their animations depict that I can only assume that they're just the closest things the human mind can comprehend without melting.

The enemies probably see something along the lines of "You cannot comprehend the true from of Peach's attack! Blooper became too traumatized to speak! In other words, Giygas. My only problem with this theory is that Toads tend to keep paintings of the obviously human Peach in their households.

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Unless they've mastered 8-dimensional painting, which would actually be pretty disturbing in and of itself. The Toads might not be painting Peach's true form, but the brothers still see what they want to see because seeing the true painting would make them see the true Peach.

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Maybe each species sees her as belonging to their own, as part of the charm spell? That would explain why Bowser loves her - he sees her as a female koopa. And since we play as Mario, a human, we see her in humanoid form!

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Because, As an anti-gigyas Peach is a natural reservoir of positive psychic energy literally a walking Mind Hug. The entire series is nothing more than a plumber's drug trip caused by hallucinogenic mushrooms. It would especially explain why Mario uses mushrooms as a healing item; what better way could he stay "alive" in his dream world than by prolonging it with more magic 'shrooms?

Or it's an Acid Reflux Nightmare caused by a combination of inhaling too many cleaners he's a plumber, after all and spoiled pizza. He's not a plumber!

He's a zookeeper that's been getting high off of cat urine in this case, tigers! Wait, does this mean he's on Tanetane Island? The gravity in the Mushroom Kingdom is a fraction of what it is in the "real world". In the Super Mario Bros Super Show continuity, Mario and Luigi were ordinary plumbers in stylish outfits before a time-space anomaly dropped them into the Mushroom Kingdom, where they became heroes renowned for their jumping abilities.

Both plumbers can naturally leap far beyond the human norm, especially for pudgy Mario and willowy Luigi. If she were in our world, Princess Peach might weigh about pounds.

For further evidence, see Super Mario Bros. No, Mario and Luigi were good at jumping before coming to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario Bros, the one where you beat the enemies from the pipes, takes place in the sewers of New York City, and the Mario Bros are still exceptional at jumping. It also goes somewhat against character that the current Mario would lock Donkey Kong in a cage he never did that to Bowser and send an army of Snapjaws, Nitpickers, and Sparks to fend away Donkey Kong Jr.

Alternatively, time passes much slower in the Mushroom Kingdom. How galling would it be for Cranky to learn that his nemesis is still young and healthy, while he is knocking on death's door? What do you think? Are they Wario and Waluigi? It is an uncanny coincidence, but I do not think that they are Wario and Waluigi.

I remember watching that episode a long time ago and thinking that the yellow plumber was like a disturbing version of Mario. This is my first post so forgive me for any mistakes. Anyway, I was just wondering why that in the Mario cartoons and movie that Mario and Luigi don't have Italian accents. Back then, at least, Mario and Luigi were from Brooklyn so they were given Brooklyn accents.

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Do you think Super Mario Bros. DS will be released on September 13 for the 20th anniversary of the original? That's an interesting thought. Personally, if it takes them longer than that to perfect the game, then I'd rather they miss that date.

Am I the only one who is worried about the future of Mario games? It seems to me that Nintendo is trying to much to cash into his franchise--he's in racing games, tennis games, a baseball game, golf games, RPGs, platformers, fighting games, and now he's making an appearance in a basketball game. Sure, all of his games are pretty high quality, but that may change.

DD and MPT do seem a little rushed. I'm worried that the amount of games Mario is in will go drastically up and the quality drastically down. And what about Peach? What the heck is happening to her?

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They're turning her into some sort of teenage-star. What's with the mini-skirt? It makes her seem a lot younger then she seemed to be in previous games, and quite a bit, shall I say, less intelligent?

Come on Nintendo--you don't need to appeal to every teenage-guys hormones to sell games. But I guess games like Star Fox Adventures hasn't helped their opinion on that. But anyway, those are just some of my opinions.

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I basically agree with everything that you said, except the Star Fox sentence, which I didn't understand. Star Fox Adventures wasn't made by Nintendo. That was the best Peach render ever. I also prefer the SSBM renders. I mean, it's kind of hard to run in a long gown. However, I do agree that Mario games are starting to get more I'm noticing Nintendo overall slowly getting more It truly saddens me.

It's NOA more than anything else, I think. Which leads me to my question. The other days while playing SMB3 after I got through world I noticed that my items bar was completely filled p-wing gems and I have no idea how I did that. Are any of you aware of a trick or glitch that could be used to repeat this event at a later time?

This happens after you beat the game and reset. If you didn't do this, then it is possible that the memory location that activates that bonus somehow got set when you turned the machine on I seem to recall that as a possibility, and occurances like that are more likely as the hardware gets older.

I've said this before, but please do not deify me. Please let me know if possible what you guys think the possibility would be and on which handheld it most likely would be ported to. It's certainly more possible than the last 10 times people have asked us that in the mailbag.

I'd hate to see how they're mutilate it for GBA. Dear Deezer, What kind of last name is Wazelewski? Not to be mean or anything but I just want to know. Is it like Polish or German? To answer your other question, it's Polish but I'm mostly German. Hey, it's zanna again. I know this is like my second email in a row, but it couldn't wait.

You know, so many people use this mailbag to complain about stuff in games.