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Amir points at robot.
That is a robot. He might be into it, you have to ask hime- JAKE: That is a plant, let's try to find something with life and moves Yes, that is the reaction that I lok for when a guy likes a girl he usually screams and makes his eyes look weird, okay?
I've been with- I've- We- We were together. I'm not listening to you don't you remember I never listen to you. Go get it, okay? Whispers into Jake's neck Crazy, crazy with the bomb and everything.
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Jake laughs uncomfortably AMIR: Uh, your shoes look like garbage today. Into Jake's neck That, you see that? That was called negging, what that is called that is called negging Your like saying this into my neck.
No shirt on I'm just standing out, making you notice me. Do you see what he just did? Every girl wants him right now. Okay first of all you both look like shit today, which is saying a lot because you usually look terrible to begin with. Secondly, where are you guys going to lunch? Because thirdly, we're coming with.
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I am having lunch with my sister. WHere are you going to lunch? I'll give you a minute. Get out of here!
Get off of me, man! It may be illegal now, but it won't be for long! It's always gonna be against the law to do that.
My dad's in the Senate. Alright, look, stop it. You guys can all help. Just one idea at a time, and no blowing me. I'll get my laptop. Let's go over here. It's actually a dumb idea. Most of the dialogue is lost in the cacophony. Fade up, on Charles Crooshtoost Open on a movie theater What are they doing?
Hail to the milkman, the milkman, the milkman! Hail to the milkman, the milkman is me! What are these called?
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What am I gonna do? How am I gonna do it? What are we gonna do?
Jake has toweled the milk off his face. Perfect, we did it! I didn't get a word in edgewise, guys. How many pages is this thing? That isthen. Yeah, but you know what?